How Much Gaming Can I Do On $250?

As I’ve been mentioning via Twitter, Facebook, and in conversations with folks for a long time now, 2012 will be a transformational year for me. This year I will lose weight (at 30 lbs and counting), I will get in shape (ran a 10k at 10 min. miles), I got a great new job, I will meet an incredible woman (sadly, nothing to report on that one…)

Oh, and I intend to buy a house. What does this have to do with gaming on $250? I’ll get to that.

My lease on my apartments ends in 3 months. If I have it my way, I’ll never rent again. However, my savings got slagged in the long transition period between jobs, and I need to rebuild them to have enough for a down payment on a house. It;s unlikely I’ll be able to pull that off in 90 days, no matter how tight I reign in my finances. So, I’ll probably be moving back in with my parents for a few months. This move would save me a ton of money and allow me to get into my own house MUCH faster than if I continue to rent.

While that move will help make the transition faster, I need to continue to do what I can to ensure I spend the smallest possible amount of time at my parents. I love them to death, but nobody wants to be 25 and living with their folks. Thus, expenses are getting slashed to death. Gamefly is gone. Netflix will be scaled back. No more big-ticket expenses (though I still plan on going to Dream Theater).

And my gaming budget is hereby capped at $250 total for the rest of the year. That’s just 4 games at “Day 1″ prices, or ~$30 a month for games. I can gain more money on that total by completing and selling old games, or through money earned by writing articles for The Game Effect. I may trade or borrow games with others. Microsoft points count in this total. Naturally, this means my gamerscore gain is likely to slow as I won’t have easy fodder. I’m not going to be playing that new game everyone is talking about on any given week.

But you know what’s better than all that? OWNING MY OWN GODDAMN HOUSE! My back catalog is so dense with games, I have years worth of work I can do on completions, and that’s without touching my PC back cat or diving into the Free to Play shooter and MMO scenes.

I’ll be keeping track of my spending on this blog, and I trust you all to be good “financial advisers,” making sure I only buy the BEST games.

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Dark Souls Diary Episode 5: Wailing on Some Bosses

This weekend was an epic weekend of progress in Dark Souls. Considering I did almost nothing else over the weekend, that shouldn’t come as a surprise. This whole playthrough has been a revelation, as the tough lessons I learned on my initial failed playthrough have transformed me into a much smarter player.  Sen’s Fortress is now a dungeon I can breeze through, as I know the area completely. Even without my better gear, the place would be easy.

I was expecting scary things from Anor Londo, but my progression through the area was pretty smooth… until I hit the boss. Crossing the rafter beams on my first pass of the area was a white-knuckle experience, but I managed it since the painting guardians are not very strong enemies. The sentinels gave the the strongest challenge, due to their high health, and because their shields blocked a lot of my pyromancy attacks. The silver knights were a joke. I got into a pattern of blocking their attack, stabbing once or twice with the lightening spear, then raising my shield again. They could almost never hit me.

Anor Londo’s bosses are considered by many to be the toughest in the game, and I quickly saw why. After wiping against them a few times, I decided it was time to take a break from forward progression and work on powering myself up as much as possible. To that end, I upgraded my Silver Knight armor to be stronger, and decided I needed something stronger than the Lightening Spear, and wanted to ramp up my pyromancy power.

I backtracked through Sen’s Fortress to the blacksmith in that area, with the intent to upgrade a Painting Guardian sword to become Quelaag’s Furysword. I could not upgrade it beyond +5, as I didn’t have the right ember. After consulting the guide, I realized I flew passed it in the Depths, so I had to make a fetch quest to grab it and bring it back.

Once I had that ember and had the sword to +10, I spent some time in Darkroot Garden, grinding up a huge amount of souls, which I used to upgrade my pyromancy flame to +12, and added a few levels to my dex and intelligence. With stronger spells and armor, I went through Sen’s again to return to Anor Londo, and made the Furysword. With the aid of a very skilled player, and my own upgrades, Anor Londo’s bosses fell.

With the ability to warp between bonfires finally mine, I returned to Firelink Shrine and returned to the Undead Asylum to fight the Stray Demon boss. He killed me… A LOT. I’m disgusted with how much that fight inflated my death count. This SOB hits HARD, and killed me in 2 axe hits, plus an annoying fire attack dealing ¼ to 1/3 if my life in damage. Finally, I figured out how I could kill the bastard. My trick was to constantly circle strafe around the boss, which allowed me to evade all his axe attacks and most of his fire blasts. While circle strafing, I lobbed every fire spell I had at his fat ass. With pyromancy gone, I had to finish the fight close quarters, slashing at his fat underbelly a few times, then rolling away when he flies up to do a ground pound. It’s actually a really simple fight… Damn shame I had to die over a dozen times before figuring out the trick.

With the doll item from the asylum, I warped back to Anor Londo to clear the Painted World dungeon, and I felt extremely overpowered while doing it. This was such a breeze it’s not worth discussing in depth. Crossbreed Priscilla killed me once, as her invisibility move took me completely by surprise. I was running around like an idiot as she slashed at me, and knocked me off a ledge. I was thinking I just had to wait her out and she’d reappear. On my second attempt, I got smart and looked for evidence of her location, and followed the footprints she leaves in the snow to find her. I won round 2 without getting hit. Unfortunately, I failed to cut off her tail despite aiming for it above all else, so I need to try again in New Game + to get that special weapon.

After the Painted World, I returned to Darkroot Garden. I’d already explored most of the area, so I made a beeline straight for Great Wolf Sif. I thought Sif was supposed to be one of the tougher bosses… I don’t know where I got that impression from. He looks cool, but he’s a total pushover. I soloed him on my first attempt. Sif’s problem is his reliance on the giant sword he keeps in his mouth, and never uses his paws. This causes minimum range issues, where if you get close enough, Sif can’t hit you. Thus, I sat under his belly and hacked him to death, and chased him around whenever he jumped to reposition himself.

Now, I’m tidying up some loose ends before moving on to the New Londo Ruins. I’ll go down to the depths and clear that tree area, and the lake at the bottom. I want to item hunt those areas, and activate the bonfire at the bottom, which is also a warp point. Once that area is clear, I’ll allow myself to be cursed, and move on to New Londo. I could not be more pleased with how far I got over the weekend. I feel I understand the flow of the game better than ever, and know how to adapt to new challenges. I use a guide to know where items are and gain a general understanding of the layout of an area, but still put in the time to memorize the levels and enemy locations, and I learn how to fight each enemy without help, bosses included.

I will update my cumulative death count at a later date, as I don’t have it with me.

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Dark Souls Diary Episode 4: Sen’s Pleasure Palace

Last night I achieved a major milestone in Dark Souls: I completed Sen’s Fortress. This dungeon made me quit Dark Souls in a fit of despair the first time thought… In hindsight, I don’t understand why I struggled with it so mightily. The differences between my two characters aren’t that big. My fighting style is the same, my equipment was largely the same, and I started only 1 level stronger (36 vs. 35). The only significant difference was this time I have a +7 Pyromancy flame. I don’t think I upgraded it last time.

 Part of my problem was laziness with the snake enemies. The Drake sword just does not hit them very hard. With the basic sword, I’m dealing less than 40 damage a shot, which makes the fights take a while. Once I learned their extremely predictable attack patterns, they’re easy to kill, they just take a while. Despite dying rather repeatedly, I didn’t feel too frustrated with the dungeon, as I made a little more progress each time.

 Sen’s Fortress felt very linear compared to most of the other areas I’ve explored, which made it easy enough to learn, though I would not say I’ve mastered it. Timing on the swinging saw blades can be tricky, though learning how to kill enemies with traps feels awesome.

 I cheesed my way through the Iron Golem boss with the aid of an NPC summon I found, and one random person who was kind enough to help. I think that person must have been at the higher end of who I can partner with, and he kind of slapped that boss around while I watched. I have no problem with that. I took the whopping 40k souls I earned and leveled the hell up, getting to level 46.

 I’ve now dipped my tows into Anor Londo, and WOW, this place is beautiful. It’s easily the most stunning environment I’ve seen in the game so far. I’m trying now to figure out what to do next. I want to grind some souls and visit Big Hat Logan and the other NPCs at Firelink Shrine to buy new spells and upgrade my stuff, but I don’t want to backtrack through Sen’s Fortress to get there, and then all the way through again to get back. So, I may be stuck in Anor Londo until I get through it. I feel very underpowered at the moment, so my next several hours will likely be exploring and trying to figure out how I can power up.

 Cumulative death count: 67.

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Dark Souls Diary Episode 3: It’s Almost Like I Know What I’m Doing

I believe I last left off venting my frustrations with the Carpa Demon, who is a real douche. Since defeating him, life has gone better, though I’ve still died more often that I would have liked. Since I have been through the Depths before, most of this area was cake, though the sorcerer dude in the lower sections and his rat buddies killed me 3-4 times. The only fringe benefit of the repeated deaths was the chance to farm some more Humanity off of dead rat bodies.

The deepest part of the Depths gave me hell, with the jumping frog things that can inflict curse. I suffered curse and death to them three times in a row. Thankfully, I was smart enough to carry with me a cure for curse, but I only had three. With them all gone, I had to choose between grinding souls and going back to buy more curse cures, or taking the gamble that I could make it through this time. Wonder of wonders, I finally rediscovered the path to the boss, and bypassed the frog bastards. Gaping Dragon remains cool looking, but that fight is a joke. Cut the tail, then keep attacking his rear flanks when it’s safe. With patience, this fight is SO easy.

With the Gaping Dragon dead, I had the key to go down to Blight Town. I won’t lie, Blight Town is one of those areas that scares the crap out of me. I suffered a few deaths at the hands of the enemies, but the environment is the bigger enemy. It is so easy to fall to your death on those narrow paths, the lighting is intentionally poor, and it all makes for crappy fighting conditions. I could not get my ass down to the swamps fast enough! I’ll take the poison for comparatively easy enemies and quick access to a bonfire. I spent some time clearing out items in the area, and then it was on to the boss.

For this run on Quelaag, I tried something different; I ran the boss in online coop. I summoned in another person, plus the NPC Maneater Mildred. With the aid of additional troops, the fight was MUCH easier, as Quelaag’s attention can be divided, leaving opportunities for the others to attack. That said, it still took two attempts to down the spider-woman. After that, I decided to pay back the kindness by putting down my own white summon icon, and helped another played defeat the boss in 3-player coop, and got a nice 10,000 soul reward for my assistance. Cooperative boss fights in Dark Souls are a hell of a lot of fun. I don’t know how often I’ll be able to enlist support later in the game, but I plan to utilize it as much as I can.

Tonight, I plan to spend most of my time researching my next move. I’m in a muddy time where the story progression dictates I go to Sen’s Fortress (cringe), but there’s several optional areas I can visit (and indeed, I did on my previous playthrough attempt.) I plan to take it slow and focus on leveling up and gearing up as much as I can before attempting Sen’s. My friend Ricky, who also has the game, suggested attempting parts of Darkroot Garden to power but before tackling Sen’s, so I may give his advice a shot and see what happens.

Cumulative Death Count: 42

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Weekend Rampage

After two weeks of socializing with my friends, it’s time to have a “calm” weekend for myself. This weekend’s focus is on two things only: My weight loss goals, and spending some quality time catching up on my game log… to which I’ve added X-Blades, Blades of Time, and Warriors Orochi 3 this week. I REALLY need to stop buying games! (Unless I win the lottery, then it’s irrelevant…)

On the workout front, my cold is in remission, so I plan to push myself harder than I ever have before on Saturday, which my friends would probably call “Suicide Saturday” since I think only 1 or 2 of them would be able to complete what I’m planning to attempt:

AM session – Wake up, eat breakfast, go for a run an hour later. Run a minimum of 10k. Time is less important that hitting the distance marker.

2 -3 hour break for lunch and video games.

Early Afternoon session – P90x Kempo and Ab Ripper routines.

2-3 hour break for games, reading.

Evening Sesson – Full-body weightlifting session at Gold’s gym.

As much as possible, I’m going to repeat this on Sunday, with more emphasis on cardio and less on weights. Calorie burn on these days will be nuts, so I’ll be sure to eat enough that I don’t collapse. Every few weeks I deliberately do something to test just how tough I’ve become, and what I can endure, and this challenge will take the crown for most brutal thing I’ve subjected myself to. I’m looking forward to it (not sarcasm).

On the gaming front, I’m planning to work on Warriors Orochi 3, Amalur, and Dark Souls most, as each is a long time investment completion that I really want on my gamertag. At some point I’ll be popping in Gears 3 to download the new map pack and try to get a group going for the new achievements.

Depending on how well I survive this weekend, I may make Weekend Rampages a once a month ordeal, where I put my current level of fitness to the ultimate test, and try to beat out an extra pound or two. My goal, remember, is to be down 60 pounds by my 26th birthday (September 12), and I’m hell-bent on achieving that goal. So far, I’m on pace to do it. The sooner I hammer out this goal, the sooner I can turn my attention to the next goals in line:

1 – Learn how to balance exercise, work, gaming, and spend more time WRITING.

2 – Get the girl. ‘Cause I’ll be fucking HOT.

In the words of Archer, it’s time for a RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!

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Dark Souls Diary: Episode 2: Carnival of Fail

It’s a short night for gaming – I can only play Dark Souls for an hour. Here’s what happened:

More Capra Demon shenanigans!

Attempt #1: Roll to evade attack, get hit by poison dog. Roll but get hit by Capra Demon. Dash for stairs in the back, get taken out before I reach them. I dealt no damage to anything.

Attempt #2: Try to throw fireball the instant I’m through the white fog. It’s too slow and Capra hits me before I can cast it. Roll passed him and dash to top of steps. Estus flask, then slash to kill one poison dog. Capra kills me before I can dodge again.

Attempt #3: I think I can run through a gap in some columns to the right. I can’t. Capra and poison dog take me out in 10 seconds.

Attempt #4: I make disparaging comments about how Capra Demons reproduce as I step through the fog. Capra and his dogs gang bang me, allowing no opportunity to evade or heal. Fight lasts maybe 8 seconds.

Attempt #5: Tried the fireball at zoning in again. I actually got it off, but the spell doesn’t even make him flinch. Depressingly low damage dealt. I’m quickly dispatched.

Attempt #6: I watch the Capra rush me, and time my evasion perfectly to dodge him. Something pins me to a corner… couldn’t tell if it was iffy level geometry or a poison dog, and I get combo killed… again.

Attempt #7: The poison dog cock blocks my dodge. I die in 6 seconds.

I take a break to watch my YouTube video of my 1st Capra Demon kill as a reminder that I have actually won this fight before. I then give in and watch this walkthrough video to see if it helps.

Attempt #8: The Capra’s first attack knocks me on my ass. I get up and dash for the stairs. After a swing and epic miss on one of the dogs, I fall off the stairs and get pounced on by the Capra. Fight lasts about 15 seconds, my record for the evening… as pathetic as that is.

Attempt #9: VICTORY!!! VICTORY!!!! VICTORY!!!! VICTORY!!!! I roll passed Capra demon, and manage to evade the dogs on the way to the stairs. Running backwards, I cut them both down as the Capra approaches. We play a cat and mouse game running up and down the stairs, with me taking cuts at him where I can as he jumps down. I get too greedy and take some hits, chugging estus flasks like mountain dew when I get a second. With just 2 of my 10 estus flasks left, the bastard finally dies.

And on that note, I’m going to put this game down, hit the shower, and go to bed. I wish I could have achieved more in an hour, but I’ll settle for getting beyond this terrible bottleneck. Next time I play (probably Thursday) it will be time to conquer the Depths.

Cumulative Death Count: 23

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Dark Souls Diary: Episode 1

With my features and reviews going to The Game Effect, this blog is going to transform to a much more casual space, discussing games in a manner I hope folks will enjoy, but their tone is too informal for an actual feature (plus periodic strong language. You’ve been warned). To revive my writing for this blog, and try to stay committed to playing Dark Souls, I will be writing a post about the game every day I play it, until I get the full 1000 gamerscore. I’m shooting for at least 3 episodes a week. Length will, of course, be determined by my progress and how I feel about the proceedings.

If you have not yet picked up Dark Souls, follow these diaries to give you an idea what you could be in for. If you’re playing Dark Souls now, you can compare your progress against mine. Since Dark Souls motto is “Prepare to Die,” and I’m curious to see how I fare in such a challenging game, I’m keeping a tally of every death I’ve had since starting the game, and that will be a regular part of these posts.

In most cases, I won’t get into huge details on area layouts or game mechanics. I may sometimes detail my boss tactics, but I’m assuming you have knowledge of Dark Souls as I write. 

Wrath of the Capra Demon

I’ve rolled a new character this week and started Dark Souls over, since it’s been months since I last played. I weep a little inside that I logged 24 hours with a level 35 character that I may never play again, but I vow to make that time and educational experience in the world of Dark Souls and use that knowledge to clear the areas I know faster, so it wasn’t time wasted.

So far, my knowledge has been instrumental in progressing relatively quickly. I killed the Taurus Demon and Bell Gargoyles on the first attempt. With the Gargoyles, I had the aid of 2 summoned NPCs, which made the fight a complete joke. They practically won the fight for me.

Now, I’m quite comfortable roaming the Undead Burg, and made a tiny amount of progress unlocking paths down to the depths. I unlocked the door passed the bridge where the skeletons throw fire bombs in the Undead Burg, and the door to the undead Moss merchant. It’s that path I take from the Berg flame to face the Capra Demon. It’s not too long, and the enemies in the way aren’t too tough.

The Capra Demon, however, is every bit the bottleneck fight he was on my first playthrough. I hate this boss so fucking much. I like to dance and weave around tougher foes, but this huge demon sits in a tiny-ass room with little room to maneuver, and he has huge reach. He killed me 3 times tonight without me even scoring a hit. I may have to watch my kill video of him on YouTube for inspiration. As it stands, I can’t progress farther until I kill him (or feel like pushing through areas that are SERIOUSLY outside normal progression.)

Cumulative Death Count: 15

I need to relearn this fight, which will probably only happen after I die 10-20 more times. Damn, I hate the Capra Demon. Stay tuned for Episode 2, where I’ll probably be yelling and screaming incoherently, while not actually getting any deeper into the game. Exciting times! It’s going to take a LOT of episodes to bring an end to this epic journey, so stay tuned!

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